She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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