So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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