You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
Success! We fucked roommates!
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
Randomize
