It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
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I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
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last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
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