Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
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I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
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Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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