I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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