We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
I got drunken sympathy for the whales' plight last night and signed up to give $50 monthly to Greenpeace. Calling to cancel was worse than the hangover.
Hear that? That's the wail of a dying whale. Murderer.
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HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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