Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
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What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
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You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Is her dick bigger than yours?
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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