That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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