Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
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