If i come over, it means nothing
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
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There's a mouse. In the house. By the cans. With some pans. Release the cat. To eat his hat. Sorry about the mess. Of my breakfest.
No but seriously, there's a fucking mouse in the house by the beer cans
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
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He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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