Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
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