idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
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Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
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So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
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