So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
only if we run a train.
done.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Randomize
