You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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