Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
I just want nice things and good sex
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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