...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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