Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
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