I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
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She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
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HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
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