So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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