my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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