So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize
