sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
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high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
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if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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