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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  So do you want to come over? ;)

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  Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.

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• (207): View more from Maine

  Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.

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• (949): View more from California

  im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night

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• (949): View more from California

  you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.

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• (530): View more from California

  So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls

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  Dude, they all thought you were gay.

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• (903): View more from Texas

  I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.

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