3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
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