It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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