Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
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We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
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Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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