there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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