Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking ros, bitch!
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
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