Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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