I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
I looked at my own cervix.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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