He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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