I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
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this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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