Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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