u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
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Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
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I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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