i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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