chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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