no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
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Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
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I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Pro tip: When you spend the afternoon banging your boss, don’t meet your mother-in-law for dinner if you still smell like cum and watermelon flavored lube
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