she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
tonight lets celebrate not being married
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
Randomize
