I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
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I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
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Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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