it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
He better not be in your backpack
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
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