i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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