And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
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at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
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All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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