What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
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I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
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He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
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