Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
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