honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
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So stoned i forgot i was in bed
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
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I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
Shame - the story of my life.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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