we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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