Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
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Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
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I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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