If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
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Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
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I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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