I must be too annoying 4 u.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
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