Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
and she was petting her beer can
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
Randomize
