Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
