ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
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