if i can run in heels then i can drive
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
Went to bed at 4 in a strangers bed. woke up wearing scrubs, realized i was gonna be late for work so i just wore the same clothes as the day before... i don't have a toothbrush and im pretty sure there is leftover semen in my mouth. at some point i think i was at the beach cuz theres is sand in my underwear. i love newport already.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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