Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Its about making memories worth repressing
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
Randomize
