He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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