I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
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it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
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A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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