Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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