I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
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What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
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Matt's offering to breast feed it.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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