so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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